beowulf88

1. Height?: 5'11"

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?: nope

3. Do you own a gun?: haha no im in the wrong country

4. Do you get nervous before doctor's appointments?: nah im quite used to doctors by now

5. Are you afraid of the dark?: nope

6. What do you think of hot dogs?: i remember them tasting good, being a vegetarian does have its downsides

7. What's your favourite Christmas song?: we three men

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: awake tea

9. Can you do push ups?: yes

10. Is your bathroom clean?: considering the people that use it yes

11. What's your favourite piece of jewelry?: dont really own much jewelry, probably my greenstone though

12. Do you like painkillers?: when im in pain

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the sex you're attracted to?: hehe good question, any suggestions pass them along

14. Do you have ADD?: so they say but i kinda doubt it

16. Middle name?: michael edward

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1. why am i awake?
2. i should shave
3. this is a good song

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought (Not food items): toothpaste, newspaper, spoon

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink: water, guinness, magners

22. Current worry?: meh a lot of things, i wont bother the page with them, just next year and this summer really.

23. Current hate?: my thats a strong word

24. Favourite place to be?: little bay new zealand

25. How did you bring in the New Year?: yay for not really remembering, alcohol was involved

26. Where would you like to go?: zambia

27. Do you own slippers?: yep

28. What shirt are you wearing?: none i just had a shower im in my towel

29. Do you burn or tan?: god i burn like a nothing else

30. Favourite colour(s)?: purple

31. Would you be a pirate?: um no

33. What songs do you sing in the shower?: matthew feeney doesnt sing

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?: i dont actually remember, though once i thought i was my teddy wave to me, that freaked me for a while.

35. What's in your pockets right now?: nothing

38. Worst injury you have ever had?: hahah oh my god good question, i really dont know, there are a lot of candidates

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?: 2

41. Who is your loudest friend?: god i guess nick, none of the tribe are really loud

42. Who is your most silent friend?: god i dont know

43. Does someone have a crush on you?: maybe, im usually the last to know unfourtunatley

44. Do you wish on shooting stars?: no

45. What is your favourite book?: 100 years of solitude, and then i guess the master and margarita

46. What is your favourite candy?: white choclate

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?: i cross that bridge if it ever comes

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?: wow shaffy the mozart requiem was my choice to

49. What were you doing at 12 AM last night?: mojos

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?:i should not have drunk that much

FAVORITES
[color] - purple
[Animal] - kiwi

HAVE YOU EVER
[considered a life of crime?] - nope
[Considered being a hooker?] - not yet...
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] – haha of course
[Current hair] – actually i got a hair cut an hr ago, so the same but shorter
[Currently music playing] - dani california, peppers
[Last movie you saw] – red eye
[last thing you ate] – salad
[Read the newspaper?] – british times
[Hate yourself?] - sometimes
WOULD YOU RATHER...
[Pierce your nose or lip?] - nose
[Be serious or funny?]- funny

ABOUT YOU...
[What time is it] 6:25 pm
[Name] - matthew, matt, feeney, english, feenz

WHAT DO YOU WANT...
[Where do you want to live] – i love nz, but realistically princeton or somewhere near oxford.
[What kind of job do you want] – i want peter singers job
[Do you want to get married] - ive never said this i dont think, but yes i think i do.

UNIQUE..
[Nervous Habits] – nails
[Are you double jointed] - no
[Can you raise one eyebrow] - dont think so
[Can you cross your eyes] - yep, dont like to though
[Do you make your bed daily]- fuck no.

HAVE YOU EVER...
[Been to California] - yep
[Been to Europe] - ...
[Wished you were the opposite sex] - holy hell no.
EVERYONE'S CONFESSIONS
[ ] I still watch cartoons on Saturdays.
[ ] eat Lucky Charms.
[x only when invited] I go trick or treating.
[ ] I have water balloon fights with my friends.
[ ] I still believe in Santa
[ ] Mommy's still the coolest person ever.
[ ] sleep till noon...or later.
[ ] I still pass out little Valentines day cards on Valentines Day.
[x] I still drink apple juice.
[ ] I sleep in my mom/dads room when I get scared.
[ ] there are monsters in my closet
[ ] I can't sleep with the lights off
[ ] I can't sleep with the lights on
[ ] I still like piggy back rides.
[ ] Boys/girls still make me giggle.
[ ] boys/girls still have cooties

****Everyone has their firsts...****

First real best friend: Nick
First Cellphone: motorola v3
First pet: mittens (cat)Casca
First piercing/tattoo: none
First big trip: wisconsin to mc
First flight: edinburgh to chicago
First Celebrity Love: dunno
First time out of the country: america was the my first foreign country
First job: babysitting

****Everyone has their lasts...****

Last person you hugged: Georgia
Last time you cried: a few weeks ago, toe hairs...
Last shirt worn: black tshirt
Last thing you touched: the keypad on the laptop
Last time at the mall: sat
Last person you saw: lucy powell
Last thing you drank: tea
Last thing you ate: salad, said that

1. If you were to find out you were pregnant what would you do?
haha panic.

2. Do you trust your friends?
yes

3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the person you love?
yes, unless the country or state had laws that would prohibit me from being myself.

4.Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
no things just happen

5. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship.
disrespect and dishonesty

6. Can you deal with people who are too concerned with status?
i find it hard

7. Are you afraid of falling in love?
depends with whom i suppose.

8. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times throughout the day?
yes

9. Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a new guy/girl?
um not that absurd.

10. Name one person from your friends list that you could call to fix a flat tire?
ross, though he doesnt have livejournal, id call him, tell him to get a livejournal and then ask him to help.

11. From your friends list, who can you call in the middle of the night if you need to talk?
for some reason i find this a bit personal, but most of them i would have no problem talking to if i needed to, though the time difference is a bitch.

12. What qualities do you find most attractive in the opposite sex?
humor, acceptance, voice, eyes, ability to always surprise me and make me smile no matter what.

14. What is your number one priority in life?
my happiness

15. What can you tell about a person by kissing them?
i suppose if they really like you or not, and/or if theyre good or bad at it.

16. When you get married, how would you envision your dream wedding to be?
the one that would make my wife the happiest i suppose, though i wouldnt be mad keen on a christian one, though the chances of me marrying a hardcore christian is low.

17. If you could say just one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
"do something so i can say something else quick this sucks"

18. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended period of time, name some people you would want to see around your bed?
the tribe and my family

20. How many kids do you want to have?
um two or three though only if they let me keep the jewish chinese seamus long enough, i think theyll ban me from parenthood after that.

21. Would you make a good parent?
id like to think so

22. When are the monkeys coming to town?
um tomorrow

23. What is your middle name?
michael edward

26. What is your current mood?
um it sucks leaving princeton

27. What do you love most?
my friends and family

28. What makes you most happy?
friends and music i suppose, two things i couldnt live without

29. Are you musically inclined?
yes

30. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
oh man, a lot of things

31. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be?
haha polar bear so cute

32. Ever have a near death experience?
...im matthew feeney...

33. Something you do a lot?
think to much and hurt myself

34. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
baba yet

35.Who did you copy and paste this from?
hehe yep

36. Name someone with the same b-day as yOU??
hahaha alexa and louise

37. Do you own a car?
not really

39. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
yep, dont remember it though thank god

40. What's the first thing you notice about the same sex?
im a guy that should be a good enough hint, hehe probly face though, eyes.

41. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
i dont do starbucks

42. Have you ever stolen something?
not since i was 12

44. Have you ever been arrested before?
no but i have been put in cuffs

45. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
no

46. What is your favorite tv show?
i really have got into house recently, plus 24 and family guy

47. Have you ever snuck out of your house to go to a party?
no

48. Name something funny that happened to you?
haha too many, i pissed on an electric fence once.

49. Do you speak any other language?
i speak feeney

50. What's your favorite smell?
good phermones

Have you had sex in the past 24 hour??
no

Are you lesbian?
no

Do you have hairy legs?
i guess

Do you smoke?
no

Do you like monkeys?
...not in bed

How many fillings do you have?
1

Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
hehe yes

Have you ever read the Bible?
yep

Did you ever go to Sunday school?
no

Do you wear a lot of black?
i guess i do more than most colors

Did you ever bring a weapon to high school?
i am a weapon

Have you ever hugged a tree?
yes

Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
no

Describe your hair?
brown and annoying

Are you a wild beast?
its all relative, to someone in a coma i suppose so.

Do you like to have fun?
umm yes...retard

Do you like drama?
i like it but not as a subject and generally people who study it drive me up the wall

Have you ever taken a bong hit?
haha oh theres an embarrassing story behind this one

Do you like mayonnaise?
not really

Are you afraid to die?
the concept of death doesnt scare me but i dont want to die now

Do you like playing in leaves?
yes

Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?
no have come close though

Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult?
yes

Are you an adult?
i hope not

Do you think you have a good handle on spelling?
not especially

Ever won a spelling bee?
no

Do you ever eat because youre depressed?
yes

Are you a television addict?
no

Do you think O.J. is guilty?
yes

Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
hahaha really depends

Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
no

On a swing?
no, and doubt i will that sounds too dangerous for matthew feeney

Do you like Elvis?
not really

Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery channel?
yikes no

Ever been shit on at a zoo?
dont think so

Have you ever had sex with a total stranger?
hehe define 'total'

Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkey?
vegetarian

Does your mom think someones hot?
like id ask

Are you a sugar freak?
no

When you hear a knock on the door, do you think "Oh shit whos that?"
no just surprised

Ever been arrested?
no...wasnt this asked already?

Ever commit a crime and gotten away with it, like O.J. did?
yes

Actually, do you like orange juice?
meh ive just gotten used to it

What sign are you?
pisces

Where do you wish you were right now?
little bay nz

Did you enjoy this?
it passed the time

1. What did you do in 2006 that you'd never done before?
oh, went to college, took a hit, had a crisis of conscience, sat on my balls, went on a trip with my friends in a foreign country, drove, read the bible.

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
i didnt make any new years resolutions, i think theyre kinda silly, but i did do some things in 2006 i wont do in 2007...like sit on my balls

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
no

4. Did anyone close to you die?
no

5. What countries did you visit?
germany, france, austria, itlay, england, wales, ireland.

6. What would you like to have in 2007 that you lacked in 2006?
more one on one time with my friends.

7. What date(s) from 2006 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
the orch tour, prom and the day after, graduation/elyses bday, nz.

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
i guess learning more about myself through others.

9. What was your biggest failure?
haha which one?

10. Did you suffer any illness or injury?
The occasional cold, got bumped by a bus and sat on me balls, as well as put goldbam (sp?) on them

11. What was the best thing you bought?
hehe probably all that bach

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
eveyone who i ever hugged.

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
this is stuff i hate to write about so i wont.

14. Where did most of your money go?
food, time with the tribe and college.

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
getting to know some of my friends a lot better

16. What song will always remind you of 2006?
haha skat man and some damien rice song called cheers darling that katie and elyse dug up for me.

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. Happier or sadder? i really dunno
ii. Thinner or fatter? the same? i weigh more but i dont think im fat
iii. Richer or poorer? poorer

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
concentrated on what was important

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
making myself miserable

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
With my family

22. Did you fall in love in 2006?
with everyone a little bit more, some more than others

23. How many one-night stands?
1/2...dont ask

24. What was your favorite TV program?
dont have one, maybe family guy

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
yup

26. What was the best book you read?
100 years of solitude

27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
postal service, jack johnson, beethovens piano sonatas.

28. What did you want and get?
college acceptance and trust.

29. What did you want and not get?
hehe too many to list, plus i dont really think i know for sure.

30. What was your favorite film of this year?
probly lil miss sunshine and red spectacles

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
i turned 18 and it was on a sunday, i celebrated it with friends at ross's place on the 10th

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
dunno

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2006?
...im matthew feeney...

34. What kept you sane?
friends,flute

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most
none

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
abortion, ID, Iraq, execution

37. Who did you miss?
the tribe

38. Who was the best new person you met?
I got to know elyse much better, and i met james in 2006s dying breaths

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2006:
oh god umm knowledge is too powerful to be abused.

40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
cant think of one right now

in 2006 I...

[X] Became single
[X] got kissed
[X] kissed someone new
[ ] kissed in the snow
[X] kissed in the rain
[ ] kissed on the beach
[ ] fell in love...kinda with everyone
[ fell in love with a fool
[ ] had my heart broken...though leaving princeton was close
[ ] broke someone else's heart
[ ] had a stalker
[X] lost a friend
[x] had a good relationship with someone
[ ] questioned my sexual orientation
[ ] came out of my closet
[ ] got married
[ ] had a divorce
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex
[ ] dated someone that I will never forget
[X] did something I regret
[ ] lost faith in love
[ ] kissed under mistletoe
[ ] got a promotion
[x] got a pay raise
[ ] changed jobs
[ ] quit my job
[ ] dated a co-worker
[ ] dated my boss
[ ] dated my boss's son/ daughter
[ ] got fired from my job
[ ] got straight A's
[X] met a teacher who I became friends with
[ ] met a teacher who I really hate
[X] found the subject I love
[ ] failed a class
[X] cut class
[ ] skipped school
[ ] got in a fight with a classmate
[X] did something I was proud of
[ ] discovered a new talent…
[X] proved myself that I'm an idiot
[x] embarrassed myself in front of the class
[ ] fell in love with a teacher
[ ] got the lead role in the school play
[X] made a team
[x] was involved in something that I will never forget
[ ] painted a picture
[ ] wrote a poem
[X] ran a mile
[X] listened to music I couldn't stand
[X] double dipped
[X] went to a sleepover
[ ] went to camp
[ ] threw a surprise party
[X] laughed till I cried
[X] flirted
[X] visited a foreign country
[X] visited a state
[ ] cooked a disastrous meal
[ ] lost something important to me
[X] got a gift I love
[X] realized something new about myself
[ ] Went on a diet
[ ] tried to gain weight
[ ] dyed my hair
[ ] came close to losing my life
[ ] someone/thing close to me died
[ ] got arrested
[x] read a great book
[X] saw a great movie
[ ] saw a movie so scary that it made me cry
[X] saw a favorite band live
[X] did something that I wanted to tell everyone
[X] experienced something new
[X] made new friends
[X] found out who your real friends are
[ ] lied to your parents
[ ] snuck out
[ ] got in trouble with a po-po..whats a po-po?
[ ] kissed in a pool
[ ] kissed under the stars
[X] had the time of your life
[X] danced, if you want to call it that
[ ] fell out of love
[X] had a crush on someone
[X] swam in a pool
[x] made a snowman
[ ] went snowboarding
[X] went sledding
[ ] slept in past 2pm
[X] held someone's hand that you care about
[X] got wasted in a public place
[X] told someone you like them as more than a friend
[X] gone on vacation
[x] gone on vacation with a friend
[X] driven a car
[X] danced in the rain
[x] got in a car accident
[X] seen someone get in a car accident
[ ] got in a fist fight
[X] laughed until you couldn't breathe
[X] missed someone
[ ] sent someone to the hospital
[ ] got a new pet

haha alexa it seems we march 12 bdays are quite similar.

<td align="center"> Matthew Feeney --
[adjective]:

Having the texture of congealed cheese

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

how elyse and i can mean the same thing is about as disturbing as it is hilarious. See ye guys in a few weeks.

ok people that read this. Ive had skype for a bit, and just thought i would tell ye guys. If you have skype, send me your contact info.

painful exploits with chilli. me and stu toasting with a chili...ouch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=045ENOrMUcA

give it a shot...cheers reid

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